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    February 16

    火事

     
    白痴  做饭  火事  损伤
     
    开错炉头,高温烧干锅,吭吭作响,被无视……
    觉醒太晚,伸手抬锅时,大滴熔融状金属滴下,甚为好奇,忍不住拿肉体体验其温度及质感……左手伸去,没感觉,1.2.3秒,啊,烫……
    不甘心,再伸右手,恩,确实很烫……
    举双指一闻,BBQ味,NICE~哦!?啥时多了两道这么深的焦痕?难道我不是金刚不坏之身……完了,千年功力不好使啊……悔……
    于是学会使用工具,拿抹布把锅拿到了手龙头下, "哗哗哗”……“吱吱吱……“爽啊爽啊,想当屠龙刀就是这么炼出来的啊……
    轻轻打开锅盖,哇,神奇,里面竟然丝毫没有损伤,翻过来一看,”Made in China”&"JC Penny“,自豪感油然而生……国货当自强……
    再看炉灶,被熔融金属烫过的漆表面未损分毫,厉害厉害,航天炉灶,米国材料学果然过硬,怪不得来美学材料的同学签证被拒率极高,偷师不容易啊……
     
    对不起,帅锅,鞠躬鞠躬再鞠躬……
     
     
     
     
         
     

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    Jingchun Hewrote:
    鼓励,可爱的中国女孩!
    Apr. 25
    woo johnnywrote:
    你的手艺看来不行啊 哈哈
    Feb. 18
    wei jiwrote:
    可以吃猪爪了
    Feb. 18
    晓娟 郭wrote:
    哇,炉子都成这样了阿
    Feb. 16
    春玲 王wrote:
    小心火烛 俺也曾经大闹厨房把鸡汤顿成了鸡灰
    Feb. 16

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